https://internal.tube.sh/videos/watch/cd2a34bd-9a8b-4867-ba60-c5c79ab453fd Rob gives his tips for avoiding the draft if officers come to your door -- pull a Trump and claim you already fought ("they're calling me a hero, maybe the greatest hero, I got a platinum medal of honor, I can't show it to you but I do have it"), steal the plot from Saving Private Ryan, claim you're on Trump's insider trading team, or join ICE and deport your way out of service. Peak escalating absurdity. Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:23:39 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://internal.tube.sh https://internal.tube.sh/client/assets/images/icons/icon-512x512.png https://internal.tube.sh/videos/watch/cd2a34bd-9a8b-4867-ba60-c5c79ab453fd All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://internal.tube.sh/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder.