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            <title><![CDATA[My thoughts On Daylight Savings TIme]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[What do you think? Should we stop changing the clocks?]]></description>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Do's And Don'ts of Protesting]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[Iran Nuclear Reactor Attack #shorts #reels]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[From the RYM hotel room weekend edition collection. You can catch the full thing free on my website: www.robbernsteincomedy.com. We covered these topics: Trump Coverage New American Rejects (big venues kind of aren’t fun) SHOOTING IN DC (It’s al...]]></description>
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<p>Trump Coverage<br />
New American Rejects (big venues kind of aren’t fun)<br />
SHOOTING IN DC (It’s always the left that engage in violence)<br />
Ron Jonson + Covid<br />
Reality shows (SURVIVING SOUTH SUDAN)<br />
Trump took the plane<br />
Machine working against coumo<br />
Getting rid of the the penny<br />
Bond market rising<br />
Who Withdrawal<br />
Trump Tea Leaves<br />
Hawley Medicaid<br />
Trump Pay to play accusations</p>
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            <title><![CDATA[KT #726 - ARI SHAFFIR + MARK NORMAND]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 12:46:45 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Tony Hinchcliffe (Adam Ray), Ari Shaffir, Mark Normand, Ari Matti, Kam Patterson, William Montgomery, Hans Kim, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Jon Deas, Matthew Muehling, Joe White, Kristie Nova, Yoni, Troy Conrad, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban ...]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 11:10:39 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[Rob's survival guide for the coming fertilizer crisis -- stop taking Ozempic, start plumping up those cheeks, and store 30 pounds of padding so you've got two months of internal reserves. Transitions into jarring your farts for fuel. **Title Sugge...]]></description>
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<strong>Title Suggestion:</strong> "How to Survive the Food Crisis: Get Fat and Jar Your Farts"</p>
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            <title><![CDATA[Marc Levin Vs Joe Kent]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Rob's extended analogy for how Mark Levin handled the Joe Kent interview -- imagining himself inviting Levin on the show and saying "Mark, I want to give you an opportunity to address allegations of your micropenis" then cutting him off every time...]]></description>
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            <title><![CDATA[We’re Bombing Iran… But It’s NOT a War]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[The U.S. is bombing Iran… but don’t worry — it’s not a war. In this totally normal “military operation,” we’re negotiating with bombs, escalating while calling it restraint, and somehow proving every response is why we needed to attack in the fir...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The U.S. is bombing Iran… but don’t worry — it’s not a war.</p>
<p>In this totally normal “military operation,” we’re negotiating with bombs, escalating while calling it restraint, and somehow proving every response is why we needed to attack in the first place.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, commentators are calling for boots on the ground, allies are confused, and a brand new “Committee for the Responsible Moving of Goalposts” might be the only way to keep track of what we’re pretending is happening this week.</p>
<p>Also featuring:</p>
<p>Peace through bombing<br />
The self-replenishing enemy stockpile<br />
And the question: if it’s not a war… what exactly is it?</p>
<p>👇 Drop a comment:<br />
Is this a war… or just very aggressive diplomacy?</p>
<p>Here's the first video in the series:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6RYHw9710s" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6RYHw9710s</a></p>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Trump Translator (24 Hour Rule Explained)]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 11:10:05 GMT</pubDate>
            <description><![CDATA[They say Iran already lost… “tis but a scratch.” Then Trump says one thing… then another… then something completely different 24 hours later. At this point, you don’t need analysis — you need a Trump Translator just to figure out what’s actually...]]></description>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say Iran already lost… “tis but a scratch.”</p>
<p>Then Trump says one thing… then another… then something completely different 24 hours later.</p>
<p>At this point, you don’t need analysis — you need a Trump Translator just to figure out what’s actually happening.</p>
<p>Wait a day, double-check the statement, and maybe by then the 15 point plan has already turned into a 30 point plan.</p>
<p>🎙️ From the Run Your Mouth Podcast<br />
Full episodes, clips &amp; merch:<br />
👉 <a href="https://robbernsteincomedy.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">https://robbernsteincomedy.com</a></p>
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            <title><![CDATA[Taiwan Should Convert to Islam]]></title>
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