RobbieTheFire https://internal.tube.sh/c/robbiethefire/videos Sat, 04 Apr 2026 17:05:46 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://internal.tube.sh RobbieTheFire https://internal.tube.sh/client/assets/images/icons/icon-512x512.png https://internal.tube.sh/c/robbiethefire/videos All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://internal.tube.sh/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder. https://internal.tube.sh/feeds/podcast/videos.xml?videoChannelId=3 <![CDATA[A Solution for the Hormuz Straights]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/2kv5SWAnwyZDmXj2nKfDrm https://internal.tube.sh/w/2kv5SWAnwyZDmXj2nKfDrm Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:29:55 GMT RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult A Solution for the Hormuz Straights <![CDATA[A Solution for the Hormuz Straights]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/skVz7ZsYcyJzdUkymMAndY https://internal.tube.sh/w/skVz7ZsYcyJzdUkymMAndY Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:27:58 GMT RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult A Solution for the Hormuz Straights <![CDATA[Trump Already Saved the Middle East Before The War]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/sYfQDGS4RuEfGfuK3N3bCN https://internal.tube.sh/w/sYfQDGS4RuEfGfuK3N3bCN Sat, 04 Apr 2026 15:30:26 GMT RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Trump Already Saved the Middle East Before The War <![CDATA[Giant Fake Breasts - Folder On Everyone]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/oBFo51xEWSGZhNT6jssyZe https://internal.tube.sh/w/oBFo51xEWSGZhNT6jssyZe Sat, 04 Apr 2026 15:30:19 GMT Rob's escalation from "leave this guy alone" to "the machine has folders on everybody" is classic Run Your Mouth: starts personal, goes conspiratorial, lands on something that actually makes you think. The cross-dressing husband detail is salacious enough to click, and the political blackmail angle gives it substance. *Reflected in Title Option 1.

]]> RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Giant Fake Breasts - Folder On Everyone Rob's escalation from "leave this guy alone" to "the machine has folders on everybody" is classic Run Your Mouth: starts personal, goes conspiratorial, lands on something that actually makes you think. The cross-dressing husband detail is salaciou... <![CDATA[Trump Already Saved the Middle East Before The War]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/qgYYPfcCGVn4YRfiHAaDcm https://internal.tube.sh/w/qgYYPfcCGVn4YRfiHAaDcm Sat, 04 Apr 2026 15:28:27 GMT From trumps speech letting us know he's already saved us once and deserves a thank you and recognition that we're only here because he wills it.

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Trump Already Saved the Middle East Before The War From trumps speech letting us know he's already saved us once and deserves a thank you and recognition that we're only here because he wills it. <![CDATA[Giant Fake Breasts - Folders On Everyone]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/1gWzg3n75sJTw2YGRNdXRB https://internal.tube.sh/w/1gWzg3n75sJTw2YGRNdXRB Sat, 04 Apr 2026 15:28:20 GMT Rob's escalation from "leave this guy alone" to "the machine has folders on everybody" is classic Run Your Mouth: starts personal, goes conspiratorial, lands on something that actually makes you think. The cross-dressing husband detail is salacious enough to click, and the political blackmail angle gives it substance. *Reflected in Title Option 1.

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Giant Fake Breasts - Folders On Everyone Rob's escalation from "leave this guy alone" to "the machine has folders on everybody" is classic Run Your Mouth: starts personal, goes conspiratorial, lands on something that actually makes you think. The cross-dressing husband detail is salaciou... <![CDATA[Blackmail On Everyone]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/7Kt2G5TJqNoRxf3h7nUJ2b https://internal.tube.sh/w/7Kt2G5TJqNoRxf3h7nUJ2b Sat, 04 Apr 2026 03:14:28 GMT Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem husband scandal -- Rob wrestles with crossing his own "leave the guy alone" red line before diving into the bigger question: how does the political machine have a dirt folder ready on everyone the second they turn on you? From there, Rob gives a quick update on the Charlie Kirk shooting inconsistencies (inconclusive bullet match, sheriff resigning, trial pushed back), predicts the shooter becomes "the left's Kyle Rittenhouse," then moves to Trump attending Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship and trying to stare down his own appointees. The bulk of the episode is a deep breakdown of Trump's Iran war speech -- Rob reads the transcript line by line, exposing contradictions about regime change, the Hormuz Strait "naturally" reopening, and the claim that Iran was about to nuke the entire Middle East. He riffs on data centers becoming war targets ("I don't want to have to go back to thinking"), shouts out Claude over Grok for AI accuracy, pitches Mad Max oil tankers with Trump holograms singing "Can't Touch This" as a cheaper alternative to $1.5B/day war spending, and covers the UAE joining the Hormuz fight and Dubai squeezing IRGC money flows. The tariff segment highlights businesses wasting time trying to figure out overly complicated metal tariff rules. The show closes with Pam Bondi getting fired as AG -- Rob questions whether she'll flip on Trump at her deposition or take a cushy private sector job to keep quiet.

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0:00 — Cold open / fake news headlines
1:19 — Welcome & intro, porch tour requests, YoKratom sponsor read
2:25 — Correction corner: the Gerald Ford ship story & Trump video
3:25 — Kristi Noem's husband: Rob breaks his own rule
5:00 — "They have folders on everyone" — the blackmail theory
7:00 — Deep dive into the Noem marriage dynamics
15:56 — Iran War update: data centers as military targets
17:45 — Grok vs. Claude — which AI is telling the truth?
22:12 — Trump's national address breakdown begins
28:30 — The JCPOA argument & Trump's "I saved the Middle East already" logic
35:50 — The Hormuz Strait "just opens naturally" bit
42:00 — Trump's presidential library plans roasted
42:44 — UAE joins the fight / Dubai crackdown on Iran's money
45:38 — Tariff overhaul — aluminum & copper chaos, small business fallout
48:22 — Trump vs. Macron / NATO fractures
53:10 — $1.5B/day war cost — Rob pitches a cheaper plan (Mad Max tankers + Trump hologram)
56:02 — Pam Bondi fired — Epstein files, deposition, and what comes next
1:00:28 — Wrap up, see you Wednesday

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Blackmail On Everyone Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem... <![CDATA[Do pets judge your kinks]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/tnD5VWQbskHu2g7Xybs8b1 https://internal.tube.sh/w/tnD5VWQbskHu2g7Xybs8b1 Sat, 04 Apr 2026 02:28:15 GMT From The RYM Intro delving into the weeks biggest headlines

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Do pets judge your kinks From The RYM Intro delving into the weeks biggest headlines <![CDATA[Interpreting Trump]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/krGpMoUU5z8thdp9BFd3yo https://internal.tube.sh/w/krGpMoUU5z8thdp9BFd3yo Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:30:34 GMT Trump makes conflicting claims and declares victory - how to decipher him.

]]> RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Interpreting Trump Trump makes conflicting claims and declares victory - how to decipher him. <![CDATA[Winning Quicker then Expected]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/eEeBw6mJMyZ8qXpRYwvPHb https://internal.tube.sh/w/eEeBw6mJMyZ8qXpRYwvPHb Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:30:16 GMT Dt Is putting his Signature on his currency and we're apparently ahead of schedule in Iran.

]]> RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Winning Quicker then Expected Dt Is putting his Signature on his currency and we're apparently ahead of schedule in Iran. <![CDATA[The Trump Translator (24 Hour Rule Explained)]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/sMafSQWuCnW2LQ13CwFnTH https://internal.tube.sh/w/sMafSQWuCnW2LQ13CwFnTH Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:28:39 GMT They say Iran already lost… “tis but a scratch.”

Then Trump says one thing… then another… then something completely different 24 hours later.

At this point, you don’t need analysis — you need a Trump Translator just to figure out what’s actually happening.

Wait a day, double-check the statement, and maybe by then the 15 point plan has already turned into a 30 point plan.

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]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult The Trump Translator (24 Hour Rule Explained) They say Iran already lost… “tis but a scratch.” Then Trump says one thing… then another… then something completely different 24 hours later. At this point, you don’t need analysis — you need a Trump Translator just to figure out what’s actually... <![CDATA[Winning Quicker then Expected]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/kqZUcsGR2VLLHAAyRhNJE9 https://internal.tube.sh/w/kqZUcsGR2VLLHAAyRhNJE9 Wed, 01 Apr 2026 23:28:23 GMT They told us the war would take weeks…
Now we’re over a month in and somehow we’re still “ahead of schedule.”

So what does winning actually look like?
Because from the outside, it looks a lot more like a Mortal Kombat match… and we’re getting worked.

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]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Winning Quicker then Expected They told us the war would take weeks… Now we’re over a month in and somehow we’re still “ahead of schedule.” So what does winning actually look like? Because from the outside, it looks a lot more like a Mortal Kombat match… and we’re getting wor... <![CDATA[Iran Not A War Part 2 - experience winning]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/hP5pi78quLSN8q81nuHnDG https://internal.tube.sh/w/hP5pi78quLSN8q81nuHnDG Tue, 31 Mar 2026 19:28:04 GMT Second 1950's newsreel showcasing the current situation in Iran

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Iran Not A War Part 2 - experience winning Second 1950's newsreel showcasing the current situation in Iran <![CDATA[Cut Your Losses and Break up With BB]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/unRWKnAU1hAcXj626bLdqm https://internal.tube.sh/w/unRWKnAU1hAcXj626bLdqm Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:17:09 GMT More Iran war coverage and other topics.

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]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Cut Your Losses and Break up With BB More Iran war coverage and other topics. Paywalled for another 20 minutes at RobBernsteincomedy.com. $5 to sub Sponnsors: Yokratom.com Sheath.com (PROMOCODE RYM) Merch at: RobBernsteinMerch.com - new dumb mugs <![CDATA[First Month Of Iran war Explained 1950's style]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/4pT4LL2JFqdVa8o9Stzzp8 https://internal.tube.sh/w/4pT4LL2JFqdVa8o9Stzzp8 Tue, 31 Mar 2026 01:28:09 GMT We're a month in. Here's the next newsreel style breakdown of what's going on in the Iran war. Part 2 of episode 2 out tomorrow.

]]> RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult First Month Of Iran war Explained 1950's style We're a month in. Here's the next newsreel style breakdown of what's going on in the Iran war. Part 2 of episode 2 out tomorrow. <![CDATA[Why Trump thinks we're winning the war]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/aBmEw5TnXwTTpEfuaQVMpM https://internal.tube.sh/w/aBmEw5TnXwTTpEfuaQVMpM Thu, 26 Mar 2026 15:31:23 GMT RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Why Trump thinks we're winning the war <![CDATA[Dt's Secret Gift]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/wNsuSoCdpPPG3dHFkdQXKG https://internal.tube.sh/w/wNsuSoCdpPPG3dHFkdQXKG Thu, 26 Mar 2026 15:31:16 GMT RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Dt's Secret Gift <![CDATA[Why Trump thinks we're winning the war]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/fYygneGAq4KqBkMTi1JeWv https://internal.tube.sh/w/fYygneGAq4KqBkMTi1JeWv Thu, 26 Mar 2026 15:28:31 GMT RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Why Trump thinks we're winning the war <![CDATA[Dt's Secret Gift]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/sG99c2V7nrsQPqeBxwYvPt https://internal.tube.sh/w/sG99c2V7nrsQPqeBxwYvPt Thu, 26 Mar 2026 15:28:23 GMT RobbieTheFire Comedy nonadult Dt's Secret Gift <![CDATA[Trump Hope]]> https://internal.tube.sh/w/poybKFYsPYjoyZzjqApSS7 https://internal.tube.sh/w/poybKFYsPYjoyZzjqApSS7 Wed, 25 Mar 2026 21:31:02 GMT RobbieTheFire Entertainment nonadult Trump Hope